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Joke of the Day

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."

"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."

"interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]"

"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."

"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."

"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."

"Reddit is too too mean to fat people. You guys really need to lay off. They already have enough on their plates."

"So, I met this Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.... ....I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"