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Joke of the Day

"Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."

"The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it."

"Drop a ring pop in front of him. If he picks it up and hands it back to you... Congratulations! You're engaged."

"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"

"According to scientists, the Gulf of Mexico may never recover from the spill. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back."

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."