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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*"

"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."

"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"Did you hear that Robert Plant got in a car wreck? Now he's Robert Vegetable."