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Joke of the Day
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
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"I met a gay couple in Ireland the other day Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
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"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
"What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse"
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
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"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""
"So embarrassing -- I was scrolling thru an ex's old photos and accidentally liked one & then called her & told her I still love her & cried"
"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."