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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."

"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"

"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."

"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."

"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."