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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."
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"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
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"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
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