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Joke of the Day
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANAAAAA"
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"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."
"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""
"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"
"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."
"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."
"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."
"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."