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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested."
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"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."
"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"
"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."
"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"