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Joke of the Day

"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."

"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."

"A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke... if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too."

"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""

"What's red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof."

"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"

"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"