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Joke of the Day
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."
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"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math."
"I hurt myself doing the Safety Dance."
"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"
"I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me."
"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."