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Joke of the Day

"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"

"Georgie Porgie puddin 'n pie, jerked off on his girlfriend's eye, when her eye was all stuck shut, Georgie fucked that one eye slut!"

"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? My dad didn't meet my mom at a circus or take me their when I turned 5"

"I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion."

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."

"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."