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Joke of the Day
"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"
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"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"
"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."
"5yo: I dreamt I ate your brownie. Me: Wait, what happened to my brownie?? 5: Dreams come true."
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."
"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."
"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."
"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."