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Joke of the Day
"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."
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"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."
"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"*interrogating cat* Admit it! You're a Communist! ""Meow"" A no-good red! ""Meow"" Tough guy eh? ""Meow"" We can do this all night. ""Mao"" Youwait"
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
"Quick Snowden Transition into a woman"
"Where are average things built? In a satisfactory"
"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."