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Joke of the Day
"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"
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"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"
"What does a stoner do to work out? Kush ups"
"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece? He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands"
"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."
"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"
"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."