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Joke of the Day
"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"
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"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"
"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."
"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"i was just singing radiohead's 'creep' into my cat's ear and he started meowing it along with me then we both took a shit in his litter box."