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Joke of the Day

"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 bucks. What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars? Why do you want 10 dollars?"

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"

"I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead."

"I want to open a resturant called ""I don't care"" So I could finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about."

"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("

"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."

"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."