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Joke of the Day
"Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave."
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"I've been developing a photographic memory."
"Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors... I pneu it all along."
"Set of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything."
"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."
"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant."
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
"Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion"
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"