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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."
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"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."
"The GOP debate. What a shitshow."
"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""
"Why do dwarfs laugh will running ? Because the grass tickles their balls !!"
"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."
"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."