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Joke of the Day
"I've been developing a photographic memory."
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"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."
"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."
"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"
"whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there"
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"*leans out office door* Susan, hold all my calls. I have a very important lunch. *goes to desk and makes animal crackers fight each other*"
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."