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Joke of the Day
"Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion"
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."
"First The Doctor Told Me The Good News I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me"
"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."
"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
"How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt."