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Joke of the Day
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."
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"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."
"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""
"What do you call a ghost detective? An Inspectre"
"What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one."
"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."