116908

Joke of the Day

"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic."

Next Joke
 
"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"
"So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?"
"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"
"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"
"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."
"Have you heard about the world's largest broom? It's sweeping the nation!"
"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"