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Joke of the Day

"What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast? Coma-toast."

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."

"Where does a sad chemist find employment? At an apathycary!"

"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"

"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."

"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."