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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel."
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"How to win an argument with a woman: 1. Too late, you're already wrong."
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"If you're ever bored in a taxi I recommend mouthing, ""Help Me"" to strangers and watching their facial expressions"
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"