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Joke of the Day

"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."

"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."

"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."

"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"

"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""

"Do extremely fat people still call them laptops?"

"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."

"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"