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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"

"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."

"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"

"During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? ""Young, dumb and full of crumb"""

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"

"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."

"So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far."

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"