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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."
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"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."
"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"
"LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed"
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."