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Joke of the Day

"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"

"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Use lubricant."

"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"

"What do you call a small petition? Petite (Basin Tss)"

"Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !"

"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."

"Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing"

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."