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Joke of the Day
"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"
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"My moral compass just spins."
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"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."
"I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups. ""How many reps would you usually do?"" he asked. ""A million,"" I rep lied."
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"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
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