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Joke of the Day
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
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"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."
"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."
"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."
"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."
"Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'."
"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"