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Joke of the Day
"I went to see a gay magician's show last night. For his last trick, he disappeared with a poof..."
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"Went out last night, i got so wasted that when i got home apparently i blew chunks. Chunks is my dogs name."
"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"
"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"
"[magician rolls over in bed] ""Last night was amazing"" Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast? Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]"
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck"
"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"