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Joke of the Day
"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""
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"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."
"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."
"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"
"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."
"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"
"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""
"I've been dating a girl online who I think might be a Catfish. Every time I try to meet, her excuse is that she ""can't survive on dry land."""