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Joke of the Day

"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"

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"Sex is like a key and a lock. If a lock can be opened by any key, it's useless. If a key can open any lock, that is a good fucking key."
"Your Life."
"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."
"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"
"2 whales walk into a bar. First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk"
"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."
"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright."
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