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Joke of the Day
"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"
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"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."
"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"
"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."
"[battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that"
"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"
"Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs."