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Joke of the Day
"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"
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"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"
"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""
"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"
"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."