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Joke of the Day
"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."
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"[1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes"
"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."
"The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb One, they're efficient and not very funny"
"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"A date so good... I eat 10 more."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."