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Joke of the Day

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"Tit for tat My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, ""Well Shona? Do you think you'll be next?"" We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them at funerals."

"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."

"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."

"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."

"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."

"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"