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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
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"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information."
"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."
"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"