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Joke of the Day

"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."

"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."

"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"

"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"

"I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is it works."

"How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda."

"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."

"I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear. Who was that?"

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"