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Joke of the Day
"Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information."
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"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"
"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""
"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."
"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"