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Joke of the Day

"How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)"

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."

"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."

"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."