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Joke of the Day

"If Hilary Clinton is elected president, what title will they give Bill? First Lady's man (;"

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"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."
"What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? ""Get in"""
"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."
"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
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"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""