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Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"The best part of waking up is... nothing. Waking up blows. Fuck you, Folgers."

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"I have a new doctor. He wanted to check my prostate and I told him that I don't do that on the first appointment."

"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."

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"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways."

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"

"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"

"So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different."