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Joke of the Day

"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there... ... by shooting them himself."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."

"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"

"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."

"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."

"I feel sorry for men who don't know how to value women. One look at a woman and I KNOW how much she will cost me."