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Joke of the Day

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek? Daniel Morcombe"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"

"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"

"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."

"I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over."

"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""