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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: ""Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"""
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"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"
"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."
"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."
"You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what?"
"""That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing,"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you."" ""Dave,"" my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."
"What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal"