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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

"My girlfriend just got a job as a circumcision doctor The base pay isn't the best but boy does she get a lot of tips!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."

"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"

"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."

"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."