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Joke of the Day
"My voicemail message is just me sighing for 20 minutes."
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"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."
"Sadly, the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie from drowning He was too far out"
"going to park my car in the middle of this intersection until someone tells me I'm pretty"
"Why are all lesbians ill? They lack vitamin D"
"Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president? So women don't get elected."
"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."
"Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window"