7467

Joke of the Day

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."

"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"

"A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... ""everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."" Tortoise: Fuck :-/"

"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"

"What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine? When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week."

"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"

"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"RIP time spent on Twitter."