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Joke of the Day

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."

"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""

"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"[gets down on 1 knee] Babe will you-- ""Yeah... Here it is"" [she lends me her phone charger] Thanks"