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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is great at casting?? A Mastercaster hahahahahah"
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"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"
"What do you call something big and pink Deez nuts gotti"
"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"
"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"
"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"
"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."
"It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion."