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Joke of the Day

"They say you can find out what kind of person someone is by the porn they watch... ...turns out I'm a lesbian."

"How many hipsters... does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."

"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"

"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"

"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"